Being next to Next or next door but one to Next or next two up from Next or near to Next is advantageous for the consumer, as the toilets are very close by. Spend £££’s then go next door to Next and spend a penny. Its free nowadays, saving you around 20-60p, since the Trafford Centre took a lot of business.

It seems posh toilets are now fighting for our custom or convenience, as the loos in The Triangle & Salford Quays have all dryers working, are checked by Kevin every hour and have fancy cream after we’ve washed our hands. I did make that mistake, being brought up on jam butties, of trying to wash my hands with cream. No wonder it didn’t lather up well until I half emptied one that was half full.

One simply needs to carry his own personal alcohol gel to stop any super bug or any other infection, which may have been brought in from the last loo, from spreading onto my hands. Maybe have one hanging next to the driver when getting on the bus. So that, when they ring the bell, they won’t leave the next passenger needing anti-biotics that doctors refuse to give out. Until then; if their fingerprint is still on the red bell button, they could be shopping in Strangeways for the next 10-15 years. Which reminds me.. I need to check the sell-by-date on that discounted loaf I just bought.

Best thing to do, is to ask someone else to press the bell and don’t shake hands with a total stranger in a public toilet. Unless you are wearing protective vinyl powder-free gloves.

So now, when you go shopping in Manchester city centre, you can pick up something very squeeky clean, that is spreading fast across the nation. Like I did this afternoon, when us shoppers were entertained with a High School Musical 2 promotion in the Arndale Centre.

I was able to chat to Amy, who thought it crazy to talk into the back of my mobile phone but was up for it.

Disney HSM 2